Nonce

A big pedo who likes kids

Oi Mary you big fuckin nonce make me a sandwich

by Nonce catcher June 11, 2020

Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce

“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”

by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a person who respects women!

Hi Alecia, I respect you therefor I’m a nonce!

by RobaDobado April 15, 2021

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 4, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is a pedophile it’s used as an insult and it is when an older person does stuff to the younger one

Man: hey children

Children: YOUR A NONCE !!
Man: come and get in my white van and I’ll show u my puppy

Children : ok but are u a pedophile
Man: no I’m not but I like little children touching me sexually

by Obese polar bear May 27, 2019

Nonce

A British slang word for a paedophile

The PE teacher is such a nonce

by Binxylove September 17, 2023

Nonce

The alternative uk term for calling someone a pedophile. Also a funny thing to call your friends if

they're a bit weird.

"Yo jake, see that nonce over in the park over there".

"You're actually such a nonce m8".

by Type1Nonce January 12, 2020