I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Asshole next door mug.A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
by 1nc_a June 8, 2025
Get the twink next door mug.When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
by Mownique October 1, 2023
Get the piss next door mug.Someone's neighour or a jabroni man who went to the wrong door or a neighbour of Van Darkholme.
Also means someone who is insignificant.
Also means someone who is insignificant.
by BasementRebel May 18, 2024
Get the Boy ♂next♂ door mug.A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.
The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.
by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024
Get the The Guy Next Door mug."the girl next door" is a girl that's most of the time, quiet, to herself, loves helping others even if it's to the extent of her own health. Aside of have no self preservation she has a LOVE for drawing, reading and LOVES to laugh at the wrong times.
Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!
She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!
She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
by Chattywallnut0 February 15, 2024
Get the The girl next door mug.A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
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