A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.
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Get the mikey next door mug."the girl next door" is a girl that's most of the time, quiet, to herself, loves helping others even if it's to the extent of her own health. Aside of have no self preservation she has a LOVE for drawing, reading and LOVES to laugh at the wrong times.
Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!
She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
Sometimes the stuff she reads isn't the holy est but it works for her. Don't go in her at home library!
She's a different kind of pretty. She's not the normal "basic girl pretty" her looks shines from her different unique features.. her cool eyes, her hair, her jawline, her socially ackward smile, her freckles, her nose. Everything about her is unique an it draws you in and you don't know why.
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