Newport

Never Eat Wet Pussy On Rainy Tuesday.

Yo mang! Gimme some of the Rainy Tuesdays. Newport mang!

by bdid69 May 14, 2010

Newport pocket rocket

A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube

That cheeky slag ffion just gave herself a Newport pocket rocket

by gfjb December 28, 2015

Newport, New York

Small ass farm hick town with teen country boys riding any machine there is, smoking pot, and drinking. Only thing there to do is go to Stuart’s in Middleville, ride, or get in trouble.

Person: Where are you from
Them: Newport, New York
Person: That’s a town? Never heard of it

by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

Danarrea Newpotitis

A person who spews liquified feces in an internet thread .

The internet thread caught a nasty case of Danarrea Newpotitis and everyone left because of the stench .

by Phillip McCrackain January 11, 2014

Bobby Newport

Bobby Newport is a spoiled man who was raised by his jerk father and tries to beat Leslie Knope for Pawnee City Council

Bobby Newport’s never had a real job in his life

by leedlerocks October 18, 2019

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

Newport Accent

Verbal AIDS

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN EXAMPLE OF THE NEWPORT ACCENT?! YOUR EARS WILL FALL OFF AND BECOME MICRO-ORGANISMS OF THEIR OWN!!

by Evil Mrs. Ryan May 14, 2013