Reed Hastings, Steve Swasey and all their investor fanboys laughed piggishly as they gathered around the gargantuan mahogony conference table to pitch new ways of Netflixing their hardworking loyal customers.
"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings
"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey
(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
"Maybe we can Netflix our customer base by jacking the rates again right around Christmas this time," said Hastings
"I can tell the public the total 78% price hike from two seperate increases since last September amount to no more than two lattes at Starbucks. A mere triffle. Hahahaa" said Swasey
(Chorous Laughter and Guffaws from the boardroom stacked with fat, double chinned, sweaty, corporate shills )
"I'm so tired of getting netflixed every 4 months just to stream these crappy "whimsy, romantic, cerebral comedies based on award winning Burkino Fasan biographies" that Netflix recommends. And why the hell am Ipaying to recieve stream these "new" releases 10 months after Amazon Prime and Redbox have them?" said the Ex Netflix customer
by We Da Ppl July 14, 2011
NETFLIX
Watch any good movies lately?
No to many token negros depicting lives as others
Cos they can't live there own .
Watch any good movies lately?
No to many token negros depicting lives as others
Cos they can't live there own .
by Who gives a fuck I dont August 29, 2019
usually a place where college dropouts watch two seasons of breaking bad or whatever. they sit on their couch eating a whole jar of nutella.
by bigbuffcheetopuff July 21, 2015
by partyrockstar222 November 03, 2016
The internet? You say, I can find movies?
Nah. I'm gonna be smart. With Netflix: I'll "pay" to watch a movie.
Nah. I'm gonna be smart. With Netflix: I'll "pay" to watch a movie.
by dogsread31 February 15, 2011
Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.
Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.
While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.
Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.
Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.
While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.
Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.
Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!
by DuwangKaizer June 02, 2020
A chronic condition where one is unable to make a definitive decision when presented with an abundance of options.
Alvin: What would you like to eat? Chinese, Italian, Indian, Sushi, Mexican, Tex-Mex...
Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.
Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.
Dani: I don't know! There are too many options. You decide for me.
Alvin: You are officially diagnosed with Netflix Syndrome.
by arfy900 April 20, 2016