"Sorry, I thought the prisoner was really dead but I guess he was dead for only a minute or two. I hope he doesn't find out I necroflatlined him."
by WhyMe? January 3, 2014
Get the necroflatline mug.Necrochatamancy is the act or practice of reviving a dead chat that you had completely forgotten about. It is brought about either through making everyone aware that you have not spoken for months or by sending a rather dank meme and ignoring the fact that no one even wants the chat to exist. Necrochatamany was an activity turned competition sometime in March 2020. Although the origins are not completely known, we can assume someone texted in a dead chat, thereby reviving it. Necrochatamancy is practiced to this day, and chances are that every month or so you'll see someone pull it off and bring an old group of people back together for the sake of curiosity, or to achieve the state of "not bored." You know you have achieved a successful necrochatamancy when your phone will not shut up and you realize what a mistake you made.
Example 1
Person 1: "This chat has risen from the grave to terrify my notifications."
Person 2: "Aha! A successful necrochatamancy."
Example 2
Person 1: "I feel very alone right now and I just found this old group chat... might as well revive it for some form of entertainment. Don't you just love necrochatamancy."
Example 3
Person 1: "I have a new favorite sport! It's called necrochatamancy."
Person 2: "Dude... what the fuck is that?"
Person 1: "'Tis the art of reviving dead group chats for maximum terror."
Person 2: "Uhh, that's not a sport Kevin."
Person 1: "Clearly you've never done it before. Reviving chats is a deadly sport"
Person 1: "This chat has risen from the grave to terrify my notifications."
Person 2: "Aha! A successful necrochatamancy."
Example 2
Person 1: "I feel very alone right now and I just found this old group chat... might as well revive it for some form of entertainment. Don't you just love necrochatamancy."
Example 3
Person 1: "I have a new favorite sport! It's called necrochatamancy."
Person 2: "Dude... what the fuck is that?"
Person 1: "'Tis the art of reviving dead group chats for maximum terror."
Person 2: "Uhh, that's not a sport Kevin."
Person 1: "Clearly you've never done it before. Reviving chats is a deadly sport"
by sadibird November 18, 2020
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1. An appendage that is literally lethal. Will murder that pussy any given Sunday and therefore is illegal to concealed carry. Legally must rock out with your cock out.
2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
2. A small town in south Florida where there is a lot of perceived incest and smoke signals. Population 964 and shrinking due do the fucking off. Never let them see your poker face in this town.
1.
Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?
Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!
Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!
Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.
Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!
2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.
Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.
Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
Crass money maker: hey I’m sorry for your loss. How did your girlfriend kick the bucket?
Boss Hog: I have a necro-penis!!! Look it’s literally out because that’s the law!
Crass money maker: Oh shit dude there it is, out and about for everyone to see. For my pleasure. Your as hard I me right now too!
Crass money maker: you can’t fake the fuck buster, you can’t fake the fuck.
Boss hog: you are a sick fucking fuck motherfucker!
2.
Lit boss: hey crew I’m going on vacation to necro-penis this weekend. Don’t wait up.
Salty crew: don’t let ‘em see your poker face or your boner face.
Lit boss: THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP AND THE HEAD GUYS!
by Bro Jake March 24, 2023
Get the Necro-penis mug.1. A prefix (from the Greek "nekros") to refer to things related to death e.g. necrophobic - abnormal fear of death or corpses.
2. A slang term, used primarily in black metal circles, to refer to a tone of sound that is distorted, poorly recorded and/or highly abrasive.
3. A related aesthetic, to refer to things that generally dark and related with death.
2. A slang term, used primarily in black metal circles, to refer to a tone of sound that is distorted, poorly recorded and/or highly abrasive.
3. A related aesthetic, to refer to things that generally dark and related with death.
1. "Necrophilia is digusting."
2. Mayhem drummer Hellhammer described their most recent album Ordo Ad Chao as such: "the production sounds necro as fuck".
3. "1349's debut album... vomits forth a suitably nasty set of songs drenched in "necro" aesthetics."
2. Mayhem drummer Hellhammer described their most recent album Ordo Ad Chao as such: "the production sounds necro as fuck".
3. "1349's debut album... vomits forth a suitably nasty set of songs drenched in "necro" aesthetics."
by Cacodyl March 15, 2008
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by Necro Mark November 3, 2007
Get the Necro Butcher mug.You're a Necro-ped when: The pedophile in you wants to fuck that baby, but the necrophiliac in you says, "Wait 'til it's dead."
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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