newbie

A person that is new to something.

exp: Max you are the newbie youre not supposed to talk.

by igiigi October 24, 2022

Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

newbie poop dick

a guy who has anal with other guys.

you're fuckin gay you newbie poop dick!

by cammie September 23, 2004

nerbie

A nerd that is a noob at the same time.

Nerbie #1: Hey! I got 99.314159 on that test today!

Kid: What a nerbie. -.-

by Kenny S April 12, 2008

Newbie Board Punk Rock (NBPR)

A geeky, loser Reg form of punk in which the person constantly pushes the normal punk's buttons.

Man, you really did that? That is SO Newbie Board Punk Rock!

by Dorian Star July 5, 2004

snowbie newbies

People from the South who don't know how to drive when it snows, so they get their long johns in a bunch whenever there is even a millimeter of snow on the roadway.

Those snowbie newbies down South don't know how to drive. But what did you really expect? They voted for George Bush.

by Pod Tailin' February 27, 2010

Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009