Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay

We did the Neptune naughty last night, it was out of this world

by Naughtycosmo March 20, 2023

Kitty + Neptune

The most cutest, the loudest, the longest, the hardest, the gamer-est couple ever to exist is this god damn universe.

Neptune: Game go brr
Kitty: joe mama go brrr

Kitty + Neptune: we go brrr

by L'rock April 2, 2021

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 24, 2020