my dad left to get milk

When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.

person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here

person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk

by madahajalakaqawaeara July 1, 2022

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my dad just washed these

a lame excuse ring merril uses for wearing the same clothes multiple times in a row.

ring merril has some filthy ass clothes.

by the chrsistianator 2.0 December 3, 2003

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my dad is dead

an alternative to "that sucks"

When there is an awkward silence after receiving some bad news you say "my dad is dead"

by GipperAKH October 30, 2007

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My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

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My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024