munting

sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....

e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."

by bearnard lancaster January 18, 2004

MSTing

A genre for fanfiction. If you know Mystery Science Theater, you have an idea. In a MSTing a fanfiction writer takes original characters and puts them into his own setting, where they have to read other fanfiction and comment on them. As this is not only plagiarism, but also a quite rude way to make fun of another writer, MSTings are only allowed, if you have permission from the author of the original fanfiction you are MSTing. Not everyone can laugh about himself.

'Oh god someone wrote a MSTing story about my fic! I'm so reporting them!'

by Su-chan September 28, 2008

Matingle

That stuff that comes from undesirable places and likes to reside in the most inconvenient places imaginable. It is generally sticky and unpleasantly odorous.

Oh frick, I Have matingle on my shoe.

I woke up the morning/afternoon after the party with a bunch of matingle on my face.

You just spilled the barrel of matingle all over the carpet!

by donteattirestheytastebad May 3, 2011

Mustings

A collective term for unspecified trappings or contents.

May also mean unclean or unkempt.

Check out this bag of dece mustings!

by C-Rizzle_Rx September 10, 2011

Munting

To zone out due to the effect of (usually) illicit drugs. This sometimes involves the rolling of eyes, involuntary body shakes and serious gurning. see -Gurning

We lost Dave, but then found him in the corner of the club munting out.

by salads June 18, 2009

Munting Menace

A girl or boy who is so drunk that they Munt everywhere causing general chaos.

Tim: Daniel What the fuck you munted all over my car
Daniel: Fuck dude i don't remember shit

drunk teen 1: dude look at Mike he is such a munting menace

drunk teen 2: yeah he just munted in Aarons drink

by Killerbogan November 26, 2011

Mutting

The act of mutting, or getting mut, is an action best described as when you're fucking her and she turns around to face you and you punch her right in the face.

John: Gave her the mut last night.
Steve: Mate, why the fuck do you keep mutting every girl you know?
John: Dunno, mate, but hey, she took it like a fucking champion and kept on slobbing

by InhumanPotato August 12, 2016