MSTing

A genre for fanfiction. If you know Mystery Science Theater, you have an idea. In a MSTing a fanfiction writer takes original characters and puts them into his own setting, where they have to read other fanfiction and comment on them. As this is not only plagiarism, but also a quite rude way to make fun of another writer, MSTings are only allowed, if you have permission from the author of the original fanfiction you are MSTing. Not everyone can laugh about himself.

'Oh god someone wrote a MSTing story about my fic! I'm so reporting them!'

by Su-chan September 28, 2008

MsKingbean89

This person the author of atyd (all the young dudes) creator of our bible secretly Claire/TaylorSwift. Broke me tbh but they are god.

Hey have you read all the young dudes by MsKingbean89 commonly known as Claire/Taylor Swift

by mskingbean89staniloveyou February 26, 2021

mating press

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

San Quentin mating call

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

by TJ3 February 3, 2010

whore-masting

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

Mating

Mating is the action of male and female animals having sex (or breeding) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.

If your Mother and Father had not participated in mating with each other, you would not be alive.

by The Facts matter August 7, 2019

mating colors

aspects of a person which makes them attractive to the opposite sex.

for a girl, it's usually how she dresses or wears her hair or makeup.

for a guy, it can be good clothes, a nice watch, or even a flashy or sporty car.

when Tom moved into a building where there were mostly young single females, he decided to trade in his dodge caravan for a corvette.

by polo January 13, 2004