Muppet

A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.

Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?

Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!

Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!

by darkpassengerx September 02, 2008

muppet

someone who has pointy elbows

lmao ooh im a muppet

by destiny June 20, 2004

muppet

another word for "wheel" in parts of the northeastern united states

"dammit, that muppet ran over my foot again"

by majordriver November 21, 2007

Muppet

A person who as no idea of how to use a personal computer, one who is computer iliterate.

a loser who spends their entire life calling technical support helplines, instead of getting an education or reading the fucking manual, yes you know who you are you fuckwits! see also NUMPTY or CHUMPER

by Anonymous March 05, 2003

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

Muppet

An endearing term to call someone of slight obesity

"hey look at that Muppet over there!"

by sneepsnoop April 26, 2015

Muppet

Someone who has had so much plastic surgery and/or botox, their lips no longer move and they must speak only using the motion provided by their lower jaw.

We saw this hot looking woman, but she had so much face surgery she looked like a muppet when she spoke.

by John Wesley February 09, 2008