Clown Muggin'

When someone gives you a nice look (like their smiling at you) when their really hatin' on you.

Marquise: You see that nigga clown muggin' me?

Malachi: Where? The one thats smiling at you?

Marquise: YES!!!

by And251 July 31, 2009

Muncinator

Name given to the worst of the worst of the High School teachers. Usually used to describe teachers who'm are sexist and have a tendency to fail student even when great effort has been put forth.

Person 1:"Dude, I almost got another zero on an english paper for the Muncinator when my floppy disk broke. Luckily Ms. Morris let me use her computer for three periods to finish it."

Person 2:"Wow, close call man."

by Halfy November 9, 2006

Mangina

Descriptive term used by passive gay men to describe their butt. Claiming it to be their version of a vagina. Mixing of words - man and vagina - gina = mangina

Hey, wanna come play with my mangina

by Mike Bang September 14, 2018

Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana

Shit man- i'm monging out

by Dave October 22, 2004

mingin'

Something that is not nice or not liked due to its features.

"This food is mingin'."

by notaminger! September 14, 2005

corpse munging

The acitvity, rumoured to have become something of a craze in early 1990s LA, of disinterring a fresh(ish) female corpse and postioning one's open mouth around the pubis whilst one's friend takes a running jump at the body bringing both feet down heavily on the stomach cavity and supposedly causing a jetstream of internal matter to issue from the vagina and into the mouth of the 'mungee'. The effluvia should be fully swallowed and ingested for this to qualify as an authentic 'mung'. Opinion is divided as to the reliability of witness accounts purporting to have taken part in this ceremony. Or that the ritual has ever taken place at all.

Father Dowling: "Sister, do you have the keys to the crypt handy?"
Sister Steve: "Oh no, Father. Not corpse munging again!"
Father Dowling: "Get down those stairs you!"
Sister Steve: "Are you ready, Father?"
Father Dowling: "Ready as I'll ever be."
Sister Steve: "God forgive me"
- WHUMP!
Father Dowling: "Gaaaaaah"
Sister Steve: "Huuuueeey!"

by Shimpei Mishima September 26, 2006

Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards

Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010