mufftard

An individual who is retarded and also exhibits the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Omg shiver, stop being a mufftard"

by Splitter March 19, 2005

Queem of Mufftard

Originally a mispronunciation of "Cream of Mushroom" soup, when it was prounounced "Queem of Mustard" by a waitress at The El Dorado Diner in Tarrytown, NY. It has no real meaning besides how funny it sounds.

There is an alternate spelling, "Queem of Muffturd," which is a conglomeration of many other words such as cream, queef, muff, and turd.

"Yes, I'll have the Queem of Mufftard in a bowl, please."

"Dude, my girlfriend totally busted out with some Queem of Muffturd last night in bed. It was disgusting; it took me hours to clean up."

by Switche October 18, 2008

muffalo

More bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. Shit.

That muffalo engulfed her belly button.

I had to bushwack that power triangle.

Fucking hell!

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.

by Jdel March 18, 2005

muffdump

1. to have have a baby

or

2. a pet name for someone, short for muffin dumpling

1. i just took a muffdump and now my boobs hang past my waste

2. isn't my little muffdump just adorable

by garry22 May 21, 2008

muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

MuffDawg

MuffDawg,

A person who became famous by living his life.

Mann , he is such a MuffDawg being a star and a king in life what a MuffDawg he is.

by MuffDawg007 November 23, 2019