Muff Cabbage

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.

YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.

by Dr.OrangeCola February 16, 2011

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

by V The Situation October 15, 2010

Muff cabbage

Money set aside for prostitutes

I have an envelop In my room where I keep muff cabbage

by The big ideaR October 07, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage, N - Gnarly foliage of a woman's vagina.

You are fucking Muff Cabbage

by duckwilly October 15, 2010

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

Muff Cabbage

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm

Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage

by 570 house October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.

by Smoosh Smooshh October 16, 2010