Muff Cabbage

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

by jivestturkey August 25, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage, N - Gnarly foliage of a woman's vagina.

You are fucking Muff Cabbage

by duckwilly October 17, 2010

Muff cabbage

Money set aside for prostitutes

I have an envelop In my room where I keep muff cabbage

by The big ideaR October 7, 2011

Muff Cabbage

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.

YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.

by Dr.OrangeCola March 3, 2011

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

by V The Situation October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm

Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage

by 570 house October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage is a new slang term for a ladies private parts. The bottom line is that muff cabbage is another term for a woman’s vagina.

What's a muff cabbage? It's a Jersey thing.

by Smoosh Smooshh October 18, 2010