by gdaxon February 13, 2007
Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass. When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).
Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap
by RoosterWHMC2 January 22, 2012
1.ME:man, earl needs to shave his kentucky mudflap
Bob:Ya he looks like white trash
2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap
Bob:Ya he looks like white trash
2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap
by theV@gtibleF@rmer February 19, 2011
Noun; The act of slapping a person across the head or chest with a piece of poop that is halfway out of the performer's anal cavity.
After giving his wife a boston steamer, he gave her an italian mudflap on top of it.
John got an italian mudflap from his college buddies while he was passed out.
John got an italian mudflap from his college buddies while he was passed out.
by Johnny Knock-Knock May 05, 2010
The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.
The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 05, 2009
Hey Ernie, those Mudflag Girl mudflaps on your rig over there look pretty good. Where do ya think a guy could get some of those?
by Tony April 11, 2005
When your lady is dropping a deuce, you stick your dick in her mouth pinning her to the back of the toilet so she can't get away.
by jungle James February 11, 2010