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Tahitian mudflap

When you put your cock in a girls ass and stuff your balls in her pussy
I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me
by Leothelion0515 August 25, 2016
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Milwuakee Mudflap

After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.
"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"
by SirWorcestershire April 5, 2021
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Mid-Missouri Mudflap

When a chick sucks your dick with a dip in. Preferably Timberwolf Wintergreen.
Man... so you know Regina??... Haha..she just gave me dome in the guys bathroom!

“Isn’t that the one who dips?”

Yeah! Andshe was still dipping while she was sucking my dick! Kinda tingled.

“Dude, she gave you a Mid-Missouri Mudflap!
by NachoCheezeYeh May 6, 2019
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The Manitoba Mudflap

The dirty, scruffy unmaintained moustache which sits above your upper lip can be identified in the province of Manitoba from and can even be seen worn by some PipeLiners in British Columbia.
Look at the Manitoba Mudflap on that Unit!
by CamMac01 October 16, 2022
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Texas Mudflap

A Texas Mudflap is the act of a woman (or man) lapping their tongue on the man's butthole while holding his nuts in her mouth like a greedy squirrel.

This is similar to tea-bagging but with an extra step for added degree of difficulty.

Proper preparation is to have the man's anus partially or fully shaved. A hairy butthole changes the act to "Millionaire's High Tea".
While my cock took a nap on her forehead, she squirreled up between my legs and gave me a Texas Mudflap. I didn't kiss her the rest of the night.
by dpfanatic October 23, 2009
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tortilla mudflap

this is the act of three boys discovering their homosexuality with each other in a public college study lounge
Alex, Blake and Nathan are studying together in a study lounge, they all express that they are gay. Two girls walk by and overhear the conversation, they tell the boys they have just had a tortilla mudflap.
by Supa Hottie February 24, 2007
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Montana Mudflap

A haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. The boys in Boise call it this... We call it a Mullet; Hockey Hair in Minnesota.
Jeremy must have been in a coma for 18 years... Check out the Montana Mudflap on his melon!
by MuddyRunnerGirl March 11, 2009
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