Mudtug

The act of getting a hand job with shit as lubrication

Ryan was having anal sex with Michelle when she shit on his dick. Michelle was to embarrassed to continue so she finished Ryan off with a mudtug

by nsz24 November 3, 2013

Michigan Mudstick

A piece of frozen shit that is used to penetrate during sex or masturbation.

That michigan mudstick didn't stay frozen for long!

by Like a Virgin69 September 11, 2009

mudtruck

orange coffee & espresso truck in nyc. an east village icon.

the mudtruck serves up the best coffee in new york

by wordwizzer January 10, 2009

muket

when someone's short or small

Robert:hey whats up muket have you grown yet.

by dope213 April 2, 2009

Muletoe

A cameltoe of the ass, where the pants are so high up and tight, it separates the cheeks into two distinct hemispheres.

Did you see Derek's pants, he is showing some serious muletoe?

by EthanTremblay June 7, 2011

Mude

Moo-d; A man dude.

Wow you’re such a mude, I want to be you

by Himynameisgerald January 26, 2019

mudstick

feces, turd

I just dropped a hell of a mudstick in your powder room.

by earl chudwaggle September 25, 2002