Exactly what the name implies. To be turned on by mud. While it's seen as a weird fetish, it's almost understandable, seeing as mud feels very good. Those with a mud fetish would enjoy being totally nude in mud, jacking off with mud covering every inch of their bodies. It is often described as one of the greatest feelings ever, as though 1000 tongues are licking your body. Mud fetishests enjoy different kinds of mud. Some prefer thick, black, gooey swamp mud, while others prefer soft and silky clay mud. Men can particularly enjoy the pleasure of sliding their dick in and out of the mud, as it forms a natural pussy. Playing naked in the mud is great fun, people ought to try it before saying how weird it is.
I love playing nude in the mud, it turns me on and I love to jack off in it, it gives me the most amazing orgasms! I must have a mud fetish!
by TheWriter769 December 30, 2011
Get the mud fetish mug.1. The lowest of the peasants. A mud farmer is good for nothing.
2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.
2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.
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Greyfox: STFU you dumb mud farmer.
The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.
Greyfox: STFU you dumb mud farmer.
The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.
by JC_STANTON March 12, 2010
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by wrong'un2109 October 13, 2008
Get the Mud Scud mug.The male equivalent to the mud shark. They are often found with very light skinned females. The mud dauber feels guilty for his male white privilege, yet receives many benefits for his inclusion within the black community. Some of these advantages include the acceptable use of CP time, parking in fire lanes, sending food back, and not tipping.
Tyrone: “I saw that white devil Chad left his 300 in the fire lane because he had to run in the store and pick up a couple of 40’s for Lakeshia.” Latrell: “Homie, he’s such a mud dauber.”
by Gilligans island October 13, 2018
Get the mud dauber mug.A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma
by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015
Get the mud cricket mug.When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.
" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"
by moma lucian March 22, 2005
Get the Mud Saddle mug.The situation when a Mud Shark Momma iniates a confrontation/fight with an offending person, other female, or ignorant child which whom has made fun of, discriminated against, or physically abused the Oreo child/mud baby of the Mud Shark Momma.
Christine: Your kid just called my baby girl a halfrican, I'm gonna mud shark attack your ass and whip all around this project jungle gym
Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.
Kelli: Oh well, my daughter just tells it like it is. Better take your mud shark trash ass back to the crib and collect your government check and food stamps.
by pureplaya99 January 1, 2012
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