mozzarella stick

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.

Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.

by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Mozzarella

Showing alot of cleavage.

"She's putting the mozzarella right in your face"

by random duuuuude March 12, 2015

Mozzarella Stick

An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!

Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn

by Guido103 May 30, 2014

Mozzarella Nacho

A Mozzarella Nacho is when you vigorously cum in a bag of nachos.

I am going to give you a Mozzarella Nacho

by Mozzarella Nacho August 14, 2014

Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

Mozzarella Gut

A large-to-moderately sized gut formed by consuming a daily dose of mozzarella sticks.
Similar to beer gut.

After eating mozzarella sticks every day for months, Steve suddenly realized his slowly-developing mozzarella gut was a turn-off to women.

by ajaxerotica October 24, 2014

mozzarbomber

Someone who never seems completely satisfied with the layer of cheese on a pizza and constantly adds pinches of cheese to areas they believe to be lacking.

C'mon man, the pizza is cheesey enough! Stop being a mozzarbomber and put the damn thing in the oven! I'm hungry!

by He Define Me August 27, 2015