Look at that guy's butt moustache!
by Matt Wheeler September 08, 2006
by tyler brown, matt brown (aka chongo), and skylar salmen March 05, 2008
Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
by M2million December 08, 2006
Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.
hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.
by B- Real June 13, 2009
Licking deep into someone's bung as though you are digging for gold in the Great Smokey Mountains of North Carolina while sporting a whispy, yet gentlemanly moustache.
*Sauces optional
*Sauces optional
by Cole Miner's Daughter January 19, 2007
A finger is inserted into the vagina that is currently menstruating. The finger is then withdrawn and smeared across the upper lip of an unsuspecting victim. It is similar to a dirty Sanchez, except in the place of feces, menstrual fluid (blood, mucus and vaginal fluid and traces of yeast).
Can be both a form of punishment or sexual fetish act.
Can be both a form of punishment or sexual fetish act.
Ex. 1: "My boyfriend is really pissing me off right now, I'm thinking about giving him a ginger moustache tonight after he falls asleep."
Ex. 2: "FUCKING HELL! you GINGER MOUSTACHED me after I passed out last night! GROSS!"
Ex. 2: "FUCKING HELL! you GINGER MOUSTACHED me after I passed out last night! GROSS!"
by That Asymmetric girl in the corner February 28, 2008
"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"
"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"
"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"
"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"
"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"
by mrtom1 January 08, 2012