Mugabe's Moustache

A well trimmed amount of pubic hair resting above the lips of an old cunt.

"Your Gran has pubic hair like Mugabe's Moustache, well trimmed and on an old cunt"

by miss_steak August 6, 2008

young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

Panama City butt moustache

It's a tattoo on your lower back just above your butt crack. A.K.A. Tramp Stamp

OMG girl I love your new Panama City butt moustache.

Those shorts really show off your Panama City butt moustache.

by Southern "lady" December 13, 2012

Rat's Moustache

A stupid single line of facial hair between the bottom of the nose and the top lip. So thin as to be completely pointless. Makes wearer look very shifty and/or a pervert.

"When will you shave off that bloody Rat's Moustache?"

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Jack Layton's Moustache

The most prominent and revered member of Canadian politics, and the brains behind the NDP (New Democratic Party) of Canada.

"Jack Layton's Moustache is the only politician in Canada that is actually qualified to be the Prime Minister"

by C-Bat August 20, 2011

pant moustache

Muff spillage. Not so much down the leg as over the waistband. Unruly fanny wire.

"In parliament today, Anne Widdecombe gave John Prescott a lingering Dutch Wink revealing a pant moustache like Noel Gallagher's eyebrow."

by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004

pearl moustache

Derived from the popular pearl necklace in which a man ejaculates on a woman's neck, a pearl moustache consists of a man depositing semen on a woman's upper lip, creating a pearly-white moustache of sorts.

This act requires a deft control of one's wang in order to not just perform your average facial. Only the most talented of wangsmen have mastered the pearl moustache.

Inexperienced wangsman: Yeah so I attempted a pearl moustache last night on Tayfondah and I couldn't move fast enough. What a mess it was!

Experienced wangsman: n00b...

by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005