motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

by Laura December 19, 2003

pussy motivation

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.

"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."

by dman0523 October 20, 2009

Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle

guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.

by rudy1143 January 13, 2010

ulterior motive

Female tactic in Domestic Warfare.

The 'Ulterior Motive' is an oft used tactic, by females, in the theatre of domestic warfare.

by Gamblers Anonymous November 16, 2006

loco-motive

Da engine dat pulls a passenger-train full of funny-farm inhabitants.

In "Petticoat Junction", da cantankerously-overbearing and money-hungry Homer Bedloe often formed a one-person/one-vehicle "loco-motive" --- whenever he missed da Hooterville Cannonball (usually doe to his own fumingly-distracted arrogance!), he had no alternative but to puffingly perform his infamous "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine --- i.e., operate da pump-handle-powered hand-car to undignifiedly transport himself down the miles of hot twisty tracks from Hooterville to Pixley.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

MOTIVATED IDIOT

Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.

"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."

by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023

Motive Friend

A friend who you only see at motives.

Me: I never see Brandon anymore what’s up with him?
Friend: He’s just a motive friend now

by K2Certi August 22, 2021