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Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.
Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates
Moses by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022
the hero of old, capital God’s own servant who somehow possessed him in order to create his grand plan on earth and heaven
Moses was the only true chosen one of God aside from Jesus
Moses by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
Has the biggest cock in the world and al the girls love him....big and manly guy and hot as fuck..
moses is so hot
Moses by johnnny mignlish March 30, 2023
A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses
Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute
Moses by milkysss May 17, 2023
The girlfriend of Vivi Cheung and is pro at Cubing
Moses has the best academic results in 1C, second best in form
Moses by Fat duck pro May 31, 2023
Moses beats me up when i try to kiss him
Moses by my ass itches very much December 14, 2023