South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

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morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

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morning thunder

The first, usually very powerful, fart of the day.

'The quiet peace of the tent was shattered by Brian's morning thunder'

by ant August 4, 2004

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Lucifer Morningstar

This sexy devil is one sexy beast reject his sexual consent and he will give you the big sad. His suit and his cunning looks will entrance you in love. You wont be able to live with out him he is Lucifer Morningstar.

Gabe: Dude i just pulled a Lucifer Morningstar on your grandma.

Ethan: Fucking dies*

by UrbanDictionary™ October 29, 2019

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