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don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)
"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)
by TJStoner September 7, 2007
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community moustache ride

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.
by C. Sampson March 16, 2009
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soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2008
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MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007
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prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.
That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.
by sparkhammer November 10, 2010
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Whiskey Mustache

A whiskey mustache is when a naked woman straddles or sits on your face while she pours a shot of whiskey between her tits all the way down into your mouth. IMPORTANT: Please practice this move with water first. Delicious whiskey in your eyes is very painful and it is a shame to waste a perfect shot of whiskey.
Hey good looking. I sure am thirsty. Why don't you get buck ass naked and give me one of those whiskey mustaches.
by magnificent red February 28, 2011
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just some guy without a mustache

Just Some Guy without a Mustache is a God who you'll find on every good YouTube video you watch. There has been speculated that the only thing he does is watch YouTube and comment on every video for all eternity.
Person 1: boii I saw just some guy without a Mustache again. He had the top comment on the video I was watching.
Person 2: what? Again! He is everywhere these days!
by LamonJuice April 4, 2020
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