When two people (always a boy and a girl, duh they are mormon) touch cheeks together and then rub their tongue against their cheek, thus protecting their values via the layer of protection of their cheeks.
Kelvin and I totally got caught mormon french kissing last night by his parents. I think I need to go talk to my bishop on Sunday.
by Bros Gold January 7, 2016
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When a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the LDS member to perform helpful tasks.
Two young LDS members carried Patrick's luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. Once to his apartment Patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. And he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.
Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.
Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.
by novaglen January 21, 2013
Get the mormon exploitation mug.A condition one acquires after ingesting large quantities of tasty food. These foods may be chocolate, fried chicken, ice cream, Dr. Pepper, cake, pie, brownies; basically anything indulgent and gluttonous that does not include alcohol, or illegal drugs.
"Dude, work is so freaking driving me nuts. I'm gettin Mormon drunk tonight. Bring on the chocolate fountain and Dr. Pepper!"
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