monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.

Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.

by Malodorous June 24, 2016

Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

monkeyboy

gay guitar player with bald head and glasses

i hear that monkeyboy likes it up the anus while he strums his plank

by eamon target September 4, 2003

moneybag

After intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the semen filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.

Jimmy "moneybagged" Sarah last night, after she refused to cooperate with him.

by PatrickForrest November 6, 2005

Monkeybird

The name of the flying beasts in The Wizard of OZ. Also can be associated with hideous looking females.

"Damn man, that woman be looking like a monkeybird!"

by Hosami March 17, 2009

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

Monkeyboy

See Steve Ballamer.

A derogatory nickname for the current CEO of the Microsoft Corporation.

"Hey, did you see that video of Monkeyboy the other day?"

by LeesyKate August 6, 2008