monkeyswitch

An extremly beautiful and georgous girl

Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"

Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"

Guy1: "I already have"

Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."

by cms November 11, 2004

Barrel of Monkeys

A great time.

What was your favorite thing that happened at the party last night?

I don't know. The whole night was a real barrel of monkeys.

by slamjackson.com June 28, 2010

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

Mall Monkeys

The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.

hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!

by mallmonkey October 4, 2003

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Mongeese

The plural of the word "mongoose" that is not "mongooses".

"Well, I say the plural is mongeese, and I'm Emily!" said Emily as she turned into a gigantic chicken.

by Cicero August 7, 2003