Mouth Mongoling

Mouth Mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. This action is repeated for both sides. Mouth Mongoling is also seen as when someone's mouth goes inside the other person's mouth while kissing.

Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night.
OR
Guy 1: "Hey Dude, Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night!"
Guy 2: "wow"

by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

Joseph Motherington

Man who lived way back yonder in long-ago New England, known for telling the tales of ye old parent's bedroom thou night before. Knows your mother very well.

Young Lad: Hoo hoo! Look at that scallywag, Joseph Motherington!
Joseph Motherington: I had sex with your mom.
Young Lad: Pish Posh you collateral pitterlog!

by aldritch's bitch May 25, 2021

Cookie Monstering

The moment when your nipples are pointing in two different directions imitating Cookie Monster's googly eyes.

Am I cookie monstering in this bikini top?

by __Kris__ June 19, 2022

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

mingeing

Mingeing is the art of rubbing ones vagina on an unsuspecting third party.

Nuala "I was having a massage and the masseuse was mingeing my head shouolder and hand"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"

by Big RF March 7, 2016

Monging

Usually 2 people who favour the dead...
who go out and find a dead pregnant woman... one of them jumps on the stomach of the women, whilst the other waits and eats "what comes out".....

Although this doesnt need to be done with a pregnant women

o look bondage matthew and skeener are monging that woman

by sweet May 28, 2004

mongfringe

Originating from the word mong, and fringe, meaning someone who has very stupid-looking bangs.

Woah, G really shouldn't cut her own hair, look at that mongfringe.

by Childlike October 26, 2004