mitzvah season

if u live in a jewish neighborhood, then 7th grade will be full of mitzvahs. also known as BM season. This is basically when all the girls dress like fuckin hoes in their short tight ass black dresses and guys look gay as fuck in their tight ass pants. Everyone hooks up in the halls for 30 seconds and then gets caught by a caterer or a jewish grandma. All the girls jump up and down ass those little pervy seventh grade guys watch their tits. The bad kids go juul in the bathroom and then also get caught by a grandpa named Irving. The Shirley temples are endless and the kids that dont steal alchohol off the adults tables pretend to get drunk off of them.

lily : I love bat mitzvah season!!
Emma: you only like bat mitzvah season because you make out with Jake every time!!

by urbangod11 November 29, 2018

Moritz

Moritz is very attractive and has a huge cock.
Many girls are into him and he’s basically a god.

Moritz is a true gangster

by Cocksuckerdaniel January 24, 2020

Montz

A very sexy disease contracted from the Montinator. This disease has no cure and never will. The effects of the disease will make you ultra strong while pumping iron.

I contracted Montz from a Montinator yesterday.

by The Montinator June 4, 2004

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

moit

Ethnic Australian corruption of wordmate/word, meaning "general word you call anyone when you can't be fucked saying their name."

Good one, moit.

by bobby March 13, 2003

pot mitzvah

The event in which someone smokes marijuana for the first time. Come from the term "pot" (= marijuana) and "bar mitvah", the Jewish ceremony in which an adolescent is intiated into manhood.

As legend has it, the Beatles celebrated their pot mitzvah with Bob Dylan. They had a good time.

by Rohit K. March 15, 2007

harry the cube moritz

a man whos power surpasses all other in jewishness, he will rule the world of jewish tranny skateboarders when the day comes. He is a chino pants fiend, and is obsessed with ben davis, he argues with friends about they should get what they don't want, if you call harry, harry "the cube" moritz, he will pinch you like there is no tomorrow.

ladies and gentlemen, harry the cube moritz!

by jash rauh October 28, 2006