White Mohawk

When a dozen men ejaculate into a woman's hair, and mold it into a mohawk, and then dick slap her violently in the face for good measure.

God, I'm so jealous of Stacey's new haircut. She's got a white mohawk!!

White Mohawk by The Ishi October 7, 2007

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Opposite Mohawk

When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.

Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.

Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!

or

John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!

Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.

Opposite Mohawk by abeccap April 6, 2011

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French Mohawk

When a woman has pubic hair that starts from the top of her belly button and goes all the way to her asshole. The overall length of the hairs on the sides are short where the middle has been left to grow out.

Skyler: Hey you hook up with that girl last night?
Dan: No, I was going to but she had a french mohawk growing.
Skyler: Hahaha classy

French Mohawk by SDWilson June 29, 2011

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Cat's Mohawk

–noun, plural -Cat Mohawks, ( especially collectively ) -hawk.

When a female's pubic hair is arranged in a small tuft and shaped into a common mohawk. The mohawk is similar to a landing strip, but more vertically stylish. Save for the mohawk, the rest of the area is shaved.

"Dude, Alicia totally has a Cat's Mohawk."

"That's awesome! Did she spike it?"

"Obviously."

Cat's Mohawk by THE INVENTOR! March 4, 2011