moonwatcher

precious lil bebe that must be protected at all costs. oh can also read mind and see future :)

"DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH MOONWATCHER"

by Dragonetofierycats July 27, 2024

Moonwaxxing

The act of shoving ear wax down one’s urethra, and then proceeding to ejaculate said ear wax.

“Hey man, are you up for moonwaxxing tonight?”
“I can’t, it still stings from yesterday.”

by effectersyndrome December 13, 2024

Happy Moonwalking

Happy Moonwalking is when a gay man is doing the moonwalk with a smile on his face

My friend was at a gay stripclub his face was smiling so wide he decided to do the happy Moonwalk as he was happy moonwalking he tripped

by Happy moonwalking August 16, 2018

pizza moonwalking

pizza sliding in a backwards motion

freak 1 :ay, yo, u see that Michael Jackson looking pizza on the super bowl last night?

freak 2: yeah, he was doing the moon walk, so he was a pizza moonwalking

freak 1: no kidding sherlock

by jace-luna January 9, 2021

michael jackson moonwalking

On meth

smh.. twiggas michael jackson moonwalking

by drugssssssssssssssssssssssssss September 23, 2017

the great moonwalking

Generally, whereby a group of lickspittles and enablers of a person (for example, a political leader) explain how they were always against such person but secretly opposed them from within their organization.

With Senator Cornyn's stunt yesterday it seems The Great Moonwalking - in which an army of Trump lickspittles and enablers suddenly explain how they were always anti-Trump but secretly opposing him from the inside - is actually kicking off two weeks in advance of the election. - Josh Marshall

by patchmonkey October 19, 2020