A whore who will sleep with everyone you know except for you (when you want to rail her). A mount me monty knows you want her and could be refered to as a cocktease. Although many males want to rail a mount me monty you should be advicsed to never have a relationship with one as they will definately cheat on you.
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a show that only the smartest of intellectuals can watch you must have an iq of at least 2000 to watch this
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Shit. "Morty" is another word for shit, and can be used in many contexts, including talking about your bowel movements.
"You're both peices of Morty and I can prove it mathematically"
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Rick: "I gotta go take a biiiiig faatt morty" Morty: "Aww jeez rick"
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