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Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!
Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011
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Modulock

A term for two or more people having sex while standing up.
Walked into the mens room at Wal-Mart and caught three guys Modulocking.
by PunchItChewie November 27, 2014
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modulist

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modulist

Nowadays modulists use a eurorack format case mounting tens of small hardware synthesizer modules which are 1/3 dimensions of traditional Moog synthesizer modules.
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Modusexual

A sexuality that is changed with a persons mood. (Modus)(Sexual) Drawn from the latin word "Modus" which translates to "mood" in English.
"I thought I was pansexual but then I thought it's more complicated than that, now I think I'm Modusexual."
"Hey mom, I think I'm Modusexual."
by Granite Bar-Bear September 3, 2018
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module

like an e-learning module - boring, clunky, used as a tool
"Yo, she cute... but she a module."
by mrmodule September 13, 2018
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