A Moochmate is an individual, male or female, that is welcomed into a group living situation with others, but is unable to pay rent or contribute to the group’s general living expenses. The Moochmate attempts to offset their inability to pay for rent and other expenses by providing services which can include, but not be limited to cleaning, laundry, dishes, dog watching, fruit picking and occasionally, assisting others with bathing, showering and washing their hair. However, the Moochmate is eventually asked to leave because of their drain on the wallets of the others. Moochmates typically will find another rooming situation where they can continue to mooch. But in some instances, the Moochmate must return home to a parental dwelling. In those instances, the Moochmate is often required by the parent to repay the most recent roommates of the Moochmate with cash after being required to get a job.
Leslie and Tanna welcomed Donna into their apartment as a new roommate. However, after about 3 months, they realized that Donna was not a roommate, but rather a Moochmate and they asked her to leave.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
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I really wish he'd remember to buy his own goddamn beer when he goes to the store; his moochbaggery every weekend is putting a dent on my budget.
by HylianTom October 17, 2008
Get the moochbaggery mug.The act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one's own needs, but instead of calling it what it is ("theft") one attributes the new acquisition to one's ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. Most commonly used to describe dirty hippies "manifesting" marijuana or food.
"That damn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers' bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!"
"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."
"That damn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal."
by guava c May 24, 2009
Get the moochifest mug.A fear of two of the same colored objects touching each other, such as two pink folders. They must never touch.
Kaylan showed her Monochromatic Phobia when she looked into my backpack and saw all black things touching each other.
by monochromaticphobia October 20, 2010
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Get the moochacho mug.A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!
Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.
Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!
by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011
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Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
by Sakitown April 22, 2009
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