gorilla in the mist

Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.

I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.

by Mcgirt June 22, 2008

Red mist

Also known as squidwards suicide. Is a popular creepypasta that depicts squidward with red eyes and are bleeding.

“Dude did u watch Red mist yet? It’s so creepy”

by Internetsavior September 23, 2019

Montgoris Mist

The rain-like mist that emanates from the cooling towers located on the rooftop of the St.John's University "Montgoris" Dining Hall. The contents of the mist are unknown.

I must use my umbrella to protect me from the Montgoris Mist.

by Mitch Silverstein March 7, 2010

anal mist

1. the small vapor cloud accompanying a hot, chemical-carbon fart. 2. The END-result of eating jalepenos, corn, peanuts, chocolate, Texas Red chili, and ice cream (all at once); topped off by hot coffee.

I stained my tidy-whities with a blast of anal mist.

by Jack May-hoffer November 11, 2004

Ocean mist

When a mermaid squirts
Usually tasting of saltwater and seaweed

I fucked that girl last night and she ocean misted all over me.

Man must have been a mermaid

by Butthole Betty February 3, 2022

Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016

Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014