Micro Missile

When a male’s semen shoots out in a linear fashion and with a massively increased projectile velocity

Person 1: dude she’s the one.

Person 2: how can you be sure?

Person 1: when I jerked off to her, I pulled a micro missile.

by Cuntbag_g August 31, 2019

patriot missile

The act of intercepting another's penis, with your penis, before insertion into a vagina. This is usually done with the element of surprise.

Yo, Pat patriot missiled my dick last night right before I was gonna get balls deep in Cindy.

by cullinap December 17, 2014

Cum Missile

When a man ejaculates a pint or more of semen.

"Bitch I'm gonna bust a fucking cum missile all over yo face"

by Trippze August 23, 2011

Scat Missile

The act of covering one's penis with shit with the sole intention of having another lick all but the tip off, when the male climaxes the semen fires out along with the poop.

Iris enjoyed the taste of the scat missile as she smiled with her Dirty Sanchez.

by MJCM July 23, 2010

scottish missile

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

by bob family November 26, 2004

missile toe

the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy's package because of the tightness of the pants

Wow, Jim's missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.

by Jon Michael November 2, 2007

Douche Missile

A douche of extreme proportion, known to terrorize the undouched world with his/her annoying and entirely useless presence, pathetic witticisms, and overall offensiveness.

Dan is not your average douche. He is a flaming douche missile.

by dbag5000 May 1, 2005