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Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
by Nemephosis July 28, 2013
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buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.
Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.
by Dreamz January 20, 2008
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mantenance

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
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minte

Minte is a story book character created by Monte especially for hilarious stories. He is very crazy and has created multiple clones for himself. He enjoys eating a ton of bacon. His secret identity is a superhero known as Super Minte. He has multiple friends. He has a pet alpaca.
I'm excited for the next Minte story!
by do u no de wae? January 24, 2018
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Minenhle

Minenhle is a unisex name and describes both genders well. The boy whoever, He is a well mannered, intellectual, charming in his looks, smooth in his words and brightens up days of his close ones. Mentality monster too.
Minenhle doesn't take bullshit, you come at the king you best not miss.
by ZuluPatriachy January 26, 2021
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man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.
by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006
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nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.
It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!
by Blecchy March 4, 2011
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