Milkman

The walking buzzword drone. Drops “ontologically” and “objectively” in every sentence somehow makes everything sound serious. Milkman vc is hell, nothing good has ever come out of it, only noise and earrape.

“Milkman vc is active? Yeah, there’s no saving this.”

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014

Milkman

A young gay homosexual boy who gets aroused and/or ejaculates when he sees an attractive boy

They often make fun of other people because they are embarrassed about there true sexuality

Do you see Logan over there? I heard he was a milkman.

by Blackopsking January 11, 2011

Milkman

A brown/black guy who prefers white woman.

Ron is dating Matilda, he's a milkman for sure.

by Neojust January 30, 2022

Milkman

A milkman is a person who milks a cow and or women to gain profit

I am a milkman and my wife helps my business

by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018

Milkman

A man who breastfeeds babies

The mother died in child birth so the father became the milkman for the newborn.

by hungryhungryhiphopanonymous May 23, 2019

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020