Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Miserablism

A mental disorder or belief system rooted in societal blame or bigotry for one’s own short comings or failures. “Miserablism” uses demoralization, shame, guilt and legal persuasion in order to force others to accept, adapt, glorify and celebrate the created misery or failed reality of the miserablist.

Suffering from miserablism, Alex often cried foul and blamed others when he got a bad grade, didn’t get picked for the team or couldn’t land a part time job. Although Alex never studied, never worked out and couldn’t pass a drug test he blamed the teachers, the coaches and employers of being bigots and had them all fired.

by Jeronathan Medeux March 4, 2021

Mirabella

Mirabellas are caring, kind and smart people. They usually like to get attention, so never exclude them or make them feel left out. Mirabellas also get mad really easily so don't annoy them. If you are one of her best friends, she will make you feel like the best person out there. She will give you answers for hard questions and make you feel better when your down. Mirabellas also have a bubbly personality and are always happy for you to text them whenever.

Person 1: Hello Mirabella
Mirabella: Hi
Person 2: Hi Mirabella

Mirabella: Hiii, omg do you know what happened this morning? He went up to me and (whatever you want to happen next)

by KookieMai May 27, 2022

Meerab

The most amazing and wonderful and hot and beautiful person there is

You should be like Meerab

by whatisthisbehavior September 20, 2022

merab

Has a Long Dong Penis

Merab the good of Long Dong

by Cocd January 2, 2017

miserable failure

1. According to yahoo: the 43rd president of the United States.
2. According to google in 2007: the 43rd president of the United States.
3. George W. Bush (not George H.W. Bush)
4. The most notorious Google Bomb
5. Variant of Epic Fail

Person A: That person over there is the most miserable failure.

Person B: Are you talking about the former president?
Person A: Yes, the 43rd

by yakitatefreak December 19, 2011

Meerab

A Meerab is one of the most caring, trustworthy friends ever. They are what you call 'perfect,' or as close to perfect as possible. Meerabs tend to be extremely pretty, outstandingly academic, and skilled in athletics. They are basically good at everything. Not only that, but they are the best of friends possible, since you can lean on them during your darkest times. Meerabs put other's happiness and well-being before her own's. Meerabs also tend to be very modest, and they laugh at their friend's lame jokes even though they are not funny.

Rameesha: *scores a goal*
Nora: Woah that was EPIC!!!
Rameesha: No, not weally. It vasn't wery good...
Nora: It looked like the picture you drew of a soccer player shooting an impossible goal, and got an award for 'outstanding artistic achievement.'
Rameesha: Exactly. That picture vasn't wery good. Anyvays, Surbee's vas better.
Nora: Laugh Out Loud. Stop being such a Meerab!

by cookie.monstre June 29, 2015