Midgetler

A tyrannical and or fascist person of small stature whom.

1. Commonly assumes a place of authority when a vacuum of power is formed.

2. Is prone to violence when their authority is questioned.

3. May or may not wear a murderous moppet or pupa costume.

Man, I can’t believe that those little ”Midgetlers” expect us to rebuild this whole fricken place. What are the odds we'll get lucky enough they'll pull a double Villechaize on themselves?

by Gavin B July 20, 2009

Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016

Midget Macarena

when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.

ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!

by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022

nigg midge

A black dwarf.

"Hey bro! Look at that nigg midge riding a segway over there!"

by xanxan October 13, 2011

Official Midgets

The midgets (duh) who are employed soley to help lazy people masturbate. They are sometimes used by creepy people who aren't lazy, just creepy, as in the song by Mindless Self Indulgence called I Hate Jimmy Page.

Joe: "I'll show ya how Official Midgets jack me off....."
Dave: "Dude, what the fuck are you singing???"
Joe: "Huh? Oh, MSI's song."
Dave: "...if you sing that again, I'm going to brain you."

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

full midge

a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. Basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.

Dude, I saw full midge walking down the street lookin' like the king of the munchkins

by Memphis Kenny December 28, 2006