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Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.
by A-Lex April 16, 2006
Get the microsoft mug.A piece of shit word-processing program that lets you create text documents... but before you do, it'll auto-edit (incorrectly, that is) your words, grammar, while sometimes it just wants to auto-format your work when you don't want it to. Mis-clicked anything? Highlighted some text? Well, for some mysterious reason, it'll move it to another text file because it's a flaming piece of crap. This is from Microsoft, people! Multi-billion dollar computer company! It can't even create a reliable word processing program!
I just want to create an essay! Don't fuckin' change my text font size to 10! Fucking shit! I don't want Arial, you flaming pile of horse shit, Times New Roman you mother fuckin' shitrag!
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
What the fuck? NO, I just want to fucking add an image!
5 MB!? Are you fucked?
Asshole! Get off my screen you obnoxious paper clip! Fuck!
Microsoft Word? More like "Microsoft Fucks You". FUCK.
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1. AKA Microsloth Winblows
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
2. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.
by Malice September 16, 2003
Get the Microsoft Windows mug.The actual time it takes to download or install data as opposed to the time estimation given in the progress-bar dialog that accompanies the process.
According to this dialog, it will only take two more minutes to install the program. (Five minutes later) The program has to update. Now it says it will take another ten minutes to finish installation. Those are not real minutes; those are Microsoft-minutes!
by Michael Gaston October 23, 2012
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by Impstrong April 21, 2004
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Get the microsoft mug.A Text-to Speech program for Vista
She claims she is better than Microsoft Sam, but, unfortunetly, like MS, she can't say certain words.
She claims she is better than Microsoft Sam, but, unfortunetly, like MS, she can't say certain words.
Microsoft Sam: That's it! I am going to get my Roflcopter!
Microsoft Anna: Ha ha ha what is an R o fel copter?
MS: Oh my god you can even say roflcopter.
Microsoft Anna: Ha ha ha what is an R o fel copter?
MS: Oh my god you can even say roflcopter.
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