microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008

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Reverse Microwave

A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.

Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.

by diddydubs November 1, 2011

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microwaving

When you first get Guitar Hero and you think you are really good at it so you try to play on expert,just to find that you that you can only try to hit buttons. It makes the sound of someone hitting all the buttons on the microwave.

"dude i got guitar hero"
"nice i got that too"
"i tried playing but i just ended up microwaving into to fail"

by paul read May 10, 2009

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Microwave

A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.

3 gang members were microwaved in the park yesterday.

by JoeCast August 6, 2011

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