Microsoft Anna

A Text-to Speech program for Vista

She claims she is better than Microsoft Sam, but, unfortunetly, like MS, she can't say certain words.

Microsoft Sam: That's it! I am going to get my Roflcopter!

Microsoft Anna: Ha ha ha what is an R o fel copter?

MS: Oh my god you can even say roflcopter.

by Lord Orga April 9, 2010

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Microsofty

1. Adjective. Characterizes software (from any publisher) that has an inherent random nature in quality, reliability, or interface consistency.

2. Adjective. Describes situations where software pauses mysteriously to perform some unknown action, preventing the user from interacting with it or the system as a whole. Most frequently unrelated to the user's actions and depending on the duration, invokes fits of mouse circling or key tapping in order to "get the system's attention".

1. "See? When I open it on my system the table of contents lists all the page numbers as 2," Sophia complained. "Okay, well this microsofty piece of crap did it when I opened it this morning - it's just 'cause you're standing there that its working now."

2. Joe said, "Let me add you to my contacts ... uh, wait, my email's gone all microsofty." He whips his mouse around in rapid, angry circles. "C'mon, c'mon. What the hell is it ... okay, here we go."

by Robzilla September 21, 2008

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Microsoft VC

The first Microsoft product that doesn't suck.

When Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, it will be when they start making vacuum cleaners. Finally, Microsoft came up with a product that doesn't suck. Introducing Microsoft VC, the first Microsoft product that does not suck the big one.

http://tinyurl.com/228mfj

by Andreas Belivanakis December 24, 2008

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