instant messenger

A two-way pager that weights 6 pounds and costs $500 or more. You can talk to more people at a time using instant messenger than you can with a two-way. You can also type, access the Internet, and play video games in a more humane manner.

For those who would rather have radiation splashing onto their face rather than zapping their genitalia, instant messenger is the way to go.

I use instant messenger when I'm at my day job, but I can only use a two-way at my, uh..., night job.

by handle187 November 7, 2003

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MSN Messenger 7

Very gh3y. As stable as a chair with one leg. Only queers use nudges and winks and they piss you off very easy. Stick to Trillian.

MSN Messenger 7 is a prime example of something made by Microsoft. I wish my ISP suported Linux...

by Slickridah April 14, 2005

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America Online Instant Messenger

See AIM.

America Online Instant Messenger sux0rz j00r nut0zrsr. OMFG ICQ IS BATERR@!@!@22

by Phoojoeniam August 26, 2003

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AIM Instant Messenger

Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.

situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.

susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours

-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-

susie: oh, no worries! he's online!

by jannnnnnnna July 29, 2009

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Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three".

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses for the angel number "three hundred and forty-three"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

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