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Meltedballer

An individual who is both well versed in an economic stand point but also absolutely hilarious in every perceivable manner.
Damn, you see Ryley over there? He's a right meltedballer!
by olkore February 22, 2022
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Melted witch

A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.

Good god.
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2000 melted aero bars

The act of taking a huge soupy poopy wet shit in the toilet, and it resembles 2000 melted aero bars (chocolate bars)
I had to go so bad, and with my crohns disease, it looked like 2000 melted aero bars in the airplane toilet
by daman199999 April 11, 2014
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Melted Candle

A “melted candle”

A woman in her mid 30’s, normally married with a couple of kids and an un-familiar husband (probably shagging the secretary, and she probably knows about it). Very dangerous cougar who is likely to go wild when out on the town for a rare night of freedom. The melted candle refers to her lack of fitness and an amount of weight gain from age/ child birth/ giving up on life. Can be referred to as an iceberg – Tinder/Facebook/ Instagram profile pictures only take in to account the top 12% of her mass – face and boobs - the greater mass is below the waterline/ waist and is hidden from general view.

A melted candle could be the same as above who has reverted to minor plastic surgery in order to fight the aging process. These procedures – Botox, Lip Fillers, tattoo eyebrows - often achieve the opposite effect and make her look older.

In conclusion, not a first choice but would be an exemplary one night stand, as long as you can escape the Travelodge before she wakes up and cries uncontrollably about her kids/husband/ fat arse/ pet cats. 7 Pint minimum.

Can be found on Hen Parties and in your local Cougar Pub
Went on a Tinder with a Melted Candle last night - smash and dashed - she was on a Hen Party
by PhilipHoldenez September 3, 2018
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melted cupcake

When someone shits on your driveway on a hot summer day and leaves it there
Not only did that kid piss on my lawn but he left a melted cupcake
by qfx8001 June 3, 2005
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Mente

Mente is usually a guy with a great sense of humor. He also has a lot of hidden talents. Not many people know everything about him and he also has a gigantic cock
Hey there is that funny mente with a snake in his pants
by Mente January 17, 2021
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Munted

MUH-N-TEHD: ADJECTIVE

1: New Zealand term for "retard".

2: Broken beyond repair.
"Dude, you're fucking munted!"

"HAHA, that munted girl just walked into a wall!"

"My phone is so munted! Guess I'm going shopping for a new one..."

"That fucking munted machine just stole my dollar!"
by thatONEgirlYOUknow.... August 25, 2009
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