Blind Melon 

A rockin' band from the early 1990's with deep grooves, moving lyrics and a tragic end. See also: underrated band.

"Blind Melon, didn't they sing that song, 'No Rain'?"

Blind Melon by Nathan Stohler December 9, 2003

melontop 

1.head

2.getting oral sex

1. ima bust yo melontop nigga
2.wassup wit the melon top bitch

melontop by Almighty Devo September 1, 2014

no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

no taste like stolen melon by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

melon crate 

a helmet usually associated with extreme sports such as snowboarding or downhill mountain biking

I saved myself a serious head injury today by having my melon crate done up tight.

melon crate by neil wilson December 5, 2007

melonee 

this girl is fucking amazing in so many ways! she is hilarious as hell if you were in a bad mood you wouldn’t be after being in her presence. she will make you feel special inside and out. she always expresses the way she feels about people, good or bad. she is always clowning and goofy asf.

omg that girl is such a damn Melonee.

melonee by Sheknowsbest December 3, 2018

Melon Muncher 

A person (usually African American) who eats watermelons often.

Jamal is a melon muncher.

Melon Muncher by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

ass melon 

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

ass melon by Larayne November 19, 2013