mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

by eastroller March 21, 2014

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McDonald’s Death Bed

Is the death

McDonald’s death bed is here

by MasterX60 October 24, 2019

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Mcdonald's wifi

One's wifi so bad that they can not stop lagging this type of wifi can be seen in video games or Mcdonald's itself

Let me tell you this wifi is TRASH

Person 1: OH My GOD I KEEP LAGGING
Person 2: HA YOU HAVE MCDONALD'S WIFI

by IconicFlame May 6, 2021

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Mcdonald’s ice cream machine

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

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A fantastic, almost magical drink supplied by McDonald's for public functions. Usually indicative of a long, drawn out, poorly prepared and funded school event (orange drink=suck). It tastes like orange, but only not realy. More like you mixed frozen orange juice, rain water, and paid a hobo a twinky to piss in it. That's much closer to the actual taste. But for some reason watered down orange piss failed in marketing. Go figure.

Upon seeing the McDonald's Orange drink little Billy knew he made a mistake going to the school's annual "Pasta Pigout". Horror ensued.

by Optimus McGillicutty January 21, 2008