When you're looking for a new mattress for you're bed you can call all the workers "mattress Mick" Or "MM" It's a cool popular name around Dublin Ireland.
by ShAwN iLy August 22, 2018
Get the Mattress Mickmug. The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.
“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”
“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”
“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”
by chestwick January 25, 2011
Get the Skeezy mattressismmug. by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016
Get the car mattressmug. A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.
Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.
Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.
Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.
Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018
Get the mattress holidaymug. by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017
Get the Mattress Monkeymug. by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006
Get the Mattress Queenmug. "Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."
by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012
Get the walking mattressmug.