Bass massage 

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

Bass massage by Adioham February 26, 2010

buttular massage 

to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.

I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.

Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"

buttular massage by maestra November 15, 2012

text massage 

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

text massage by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

Happy-ending massage 

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

Happy-ending massage by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

hollywood massage 

When you give your girlfriend a massage and put your penis inside her.

Hollywood massage: he gave her a masssge and used his penis to massage her uterus.

hollywood massage by Babyfishmouth2017 February 23, 2017

soft touch massage 

A massage where the masseuse softly touches your body with her fingers and hair and works your inner thighs and taint while on your stomach in an effort to give you an erection. She then asks you to turn over and finishes you off with a hand release. A table shower usually concludes the session.

Just got back from an soft touch massage and man do I feel relaxed.

soft touch massage by green plant February 10, 2014

Mexican Massage 

The premeditated act of pleasuring oneself in a hotel when housekeeping enters the room.

Man, you should have seen the look on the housekeeper's face when she walked in on me giving myself a Mexican massage!

Mexican Massage by BlkCrowe October 31, 2012