massimo

sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style

Massimo the one with a big willy has some really good dress sense

by chains ikahwhsuan December 6, 2021

Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.

That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH

by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022

Massimo

Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.

1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo

by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022

Massimo English

A predator

DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!

by Sophs cat May 2, 2023

massimo parinello

a bad boy that me, mia, arianna, and bianca b all love

that one kid is so hot—his name is massimo parinello

by marisssa_ June 4, 2023

Massimoment

Brainrot incarnate, will hit you with the:

Plant. Poopy. What? Hi, I'm Spongebob. Geht bak to waaahrk. He's going to get water. Uh, time and date please.

"dude, really? bruh. 21"
"what a massimoment"

by Beter griffin 2 August 2, 2024

Massimo

A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist.

“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!

by Bananas & Mangos January 28, 2024