by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
Get the Button mashermug. Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher”
“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
“Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”
by Harryhardhelmet January 5, 2023
Get the egg mashermug. A person that either by hand or with an appropriate kitchen tool, applies pressure to a cooked vegetable, breaking down semi-solid structures and recreating texture, typically with the addition of spices, fat, and other liquid/semiliquid items (milk, sour cream, salt, dried onion, dried garlic, cillantro, black/white pepper, cheese, scallions, bacon, etc.).
The person in the kitchen that turns those starchy white spuds into a thing of beauty.
The person in the kitchen that turns those starchy white spuds into a thing of beauty.
by Shawn85206 July 16, 2020
Get the Mashermug. 
He seems like a nice enough guy, but word has it he's a mud masher. Pounds a brown onion like a pro.
by DaHolmes November 17, 2023
Get the Mud Mashermug. A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014
Get the Student Mashermug. 
Get the Mashermug.